January 2011
17 posts
“You better lawyer up, asshole, because I’m not just coming back for thirty...”
– The Social Network
“Whoa, whoa, whoa. Let’s say you have no idea what we do and leave it that,...”
– The Departed
“No one gives it to ya. Ya have to take it.”
– The Departed
“OY. ABSIMFFFFFFF.”
– Get Him to the Greek
“The Doug we’re looking for is a white.”
– The Hangover
“Your mouth is smiling, but your eyes look all sad. WHY?”
– Get Him to the Greek
“Jesus, he’s like a gremlin. Comes with instructions and shit.”
– The Hangover
“You look like you’ve got some pain behind those eyes. There’s only...”
– Forgetting Sarah Marshall
“Well, take a look. It’s a goddamn Hostess truck. I could use a Twinkie.”
– Zombieland
The Art House Film Strikes Back?
They’re those movie titles that make you do a double-take when you see their names on nomination lists.
“I’ve never even HEARD of that!”
Those, my friends, are art house films. And they’re popping up more and more outside of the art house.
“Blue Valentine” and “Somewhere”, two of the best films of the year, are low-budget films with raw...
“You can’t be me. You had a hard enough time being you.”
– The Fighter
Summer Movies
With the new year, IMDb started posting a slew of previews for the blockbuster movies that are coming out during the summer. “Fast Five” (Fast and the Furious 5), “Thor”, and “Green Lantern” — just to name a few — are going to be some of the biggest of the season.
What I don’t understand, though, is the backlash of criticism that these...
“Hell fuckin’ no. That’s the most racist, condescending shit ever...”
– Get Him to the Greek
“That guy did not just get off the fuckin’ couch. If he did, I want a couch...”
– The Fighter
“What are you doin’ runnin’ in here like a Silverback fuckin’...”
– The Fighter
“Just a boy?! No. That dude was a fucking man.”
– Forgetting Sarah Marshall
“This is why I don’t subscribe to logic. It’s just a two-syllable...”
– Ethan MacMannus
December 2010
12 posts
“Just shut up. Listening to you two is like open mic at the trailer park.”
– John Becker
“Well, look on the bright side. At least he doesn’t smell like bong...”
– GLΩRY DAZΣ
“There comes a time in every man’s life when you have to ask yourself:...”
– Devon “Captain Awesome” Woodcomb
“Hey, bro, you mind puttin’ on some pants? I find it a little weird that I...”
– Phil
“You mean the drug dealer at the liquor store wasn’t a good guy?”
– Stu
I just performed at my first Karaoke night. “Lose Yourself” by Eminem. I got the crowd going. It was so much fun.
“I’ve got your drink. I know I just said I didn’t, but I do. I do.”
– John Thomas Sims
“I’m not out of my element at all. These girls are just way too tall....”
– John Thomas Sims
THIS GUY. →
“Sometimes I think you talk just to make sounds.”
– Ryan Atwood
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